The Free People of Tzur is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.265 billion Tzurians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The powerhouse Tzurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,246 trillion Golts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 85,538 Golts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 471,379 per year while the poor average 7,858, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, tourism is a euphemism for committing crime in international waters, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tzur's national animal is the Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tzur is ranked 4,789^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Allied States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,252.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.