The Oppressed Peoples of Tzchakeria is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.362 billion Tzchakerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slave District 9. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tzchakerian economy, worth 135 trillion silver pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,778 silver pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the military has gone fission for more funding, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Tzchakeria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzchakeria's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tzchakeria is ranked 64,909^th in the world and 16^th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Average Incomes, with 99,778.15 Standard Monetary Units.