The Apostolic Kingdom of Tyrrhenian Urcea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.067 billion Tyrrhenian Urceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urceopolis-on-Tyrrhenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.9%.

The all-consuming Tyrrhenian Urcean economy, worth 347 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,291 Imperial Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, several inches are being added to first class seating, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and it's a jungle out there. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrrhenian Urcea's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyrrhenian Urcea is ranked 149,822^nd in the world and 3^rd in Tyrrhenia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 851.56 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.