The United Socialist States of Tyrkis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.698 billion Tyrkisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Tyrkisian economy, worth 312 trillion Butters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,286 Butters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, education and welfare spending are on the rise, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Tyrkis's national animal is the Fidget Spinner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyrkis is ranked 50,783^rd in the world and 2,849^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 682.83 pounds of wildlife per square mile.