The Gay Rights of Tyrannej is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.885 billion Transfem hippieses are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everything under the Sun. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrannejian economy, worth 854 trillion I am a cheapskates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,302 I am a cheapskates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Tyrannej. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrannej's national animal is the Allowance, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyrannej is ranked 5,673^rd in the world and 7^th in Hell for Most Secular, with 98.07 Atheism Rate.