The Thank You of Ty is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.575 billion Tyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,313 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,950 per year while the poor average 35,713, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

There's nothing more Tyian than revanchism, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ty's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ty is ranked 26,173^rd in the world and 6^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Corrupt Governments, with 87.92 kickbacks per hour.