The United States of TXT is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.191 billion TXTians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The strong TXTian economy, worth 208 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,759 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is moderate. TXT's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TXT is ranked 241,323^rd in the world and 4^th in Ten for Most Extreme, scoring 8.85 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.