The Rogue Nation of Twookie is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.376 billion Twookieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The very strong Twookiean economy, worth 507 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,564 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twookie's national animal is the fox.

Twookie is ranked 168,860^th in the world and 10^th in Arkonos for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.