The Adventures of Two Crows is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 8.885 billion Two Crowsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Two Crowsian economy, worth 761 trillion smeckles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,630 smeckles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two Crows's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Two Crows is ranked 132,488^th in the world and 1^st in Gehenna for Smartest Citizens, with 32.12 quips per hour.