The Administrative Organization of Two-Oh-Two is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gillian Ibis with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.701 billion Aartisians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aartis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aartisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,347 trillion Fed Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,334 Fed Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Two-Oh-Two, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, there is something rotten in the state of Two-Oh-Two, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime is totally unknown. Two-Oh-Two's national animal is the Warrior Arachnid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dolanity.

Two-Oh-Two is ranked 290,386^th in the world and 2^nd in The Erviadus Galaxy for Most Primitive, scoring -693.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.