
| Population | 3.113 billion |
| Capital | the Strip |
| Leader | Casinos |
| Faith | Gambling |
| Currency | chip |
| Animal | casino |
The Hellscape of Twin Sin Cities is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Casinos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.113 billion Twin Sin Citiesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Education and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Strip. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Twin Sin Citiesian economy, worth 575 trillion chips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 184,856 chips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,644,530 per year while the poor average 2,820, a ratio of 583 to 1.
Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Twin Sin Cities's national animal is the casino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gambling.
Twin Sin Cities is ranked 330,718th in the world and 84th in Panama Papers for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -21.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Twin Sin Cities, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
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Twin Sin Cities, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
Twin Sin Cities, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in
Twin Sin Cities, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
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Twin Sin Cities, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
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Twin Sin Cities, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts.
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Twin Sin Cities, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
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Twin Sin Cities, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
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Twin Sin Cities, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
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Twin Sin Cities, Casinos can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
































