The Matriarchy of Twdne 96 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.747 billion Twdne 96ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The strong Twdne 96ian economy, worth 91.2 trillion yen a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,181 yen, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Twdne 96ians, many in Twdne 96 are born in the purple, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 96's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Twdne 96 is ranked 180,553^rd in the world and 4,074^th in eta for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.74 percentage of bribes refused.