The Matriarchy of Twdne 78 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.586 billion Twdne 78ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The very strong Twdne 78ian economy, worth 94.3 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 59,465 yen, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 78's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Twdne 78 is ranked 72,605^th in the world and 1,056^th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,127.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.