The Matriarchy of Twdne 75 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.689 billion Twdne 75ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The very strong Twdne 75ian economy, worth 103 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,372 yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,119 per year while the poor average 8,752, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, the might of the entire Twdne 75ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 75's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Twdne 75 is ranked 115,705^th in the world and 1,433^rd in eta for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.84 on the Bus Surprisal Index.