The Matriarchy of Twdne 218 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.546 billion Twdne 218ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.
The powerhouse Twdne 218ian economy, worth 110 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,269 yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,495 per year while the poor average 12,804, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.
Requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Twdne 218 in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Twdne 218's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Twdne 218 is ranked 161,819th in the world and 104th in Pasridi Confederacy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.99 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Twdne 218 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Twdne 218 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Twdne 218 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Twdne 218, Leader has just been declared ruler of Twdne 218 in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Twdne 218, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Twdne 218, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
- : Following new legislation in Twdne 218, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Twdne 218, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Twdne 218, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
- : Following new legislation in Twdne 218, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.