The Matriarchy of Twdne 207 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.487 billion Twdne 207ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.
The very strong Twdne 207ian economy, worth 94.1 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 63,263 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Twdne 207 in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Twdne 207's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Twdne 207 is ranked 281,274th in the world and 274th in Pasridi Confederacy for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 36.69 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Twdne 207, Leader has just been declared ruler of Twdne 207 in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in
Twdne 207, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
- : Following new legislation in
Twdne 207, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
- : Following new legislation in
Twdne 207, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
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Twdne 207, only those who apply can study applied maths.
- : Following new legislation in
Twdne 207, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Twdne 207ians.
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Twdne 207, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
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Twdne 207, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
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Twdne 207, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.
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Twdne 207, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.









