The Republic of Tw0 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mary Tyler Moore with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 9.642 billion Tw0ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Twin Cities. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tw0ian economy, worth 393 trillion Two dollar bills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,816 Two dollar bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lutheran has been named as Tw0's national religion, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tw0's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutheran.

Tw0 is ranked 71,711^th in the world and 712^th in Pacifism for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.