The Commonwealth of Tushtlore is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 762 million Tushtloreans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwammerdam. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tushtlorean economy, worth 31.0 trillion Stegs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,723 Stegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tushtlore's national animal is the Dimetrodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tushtlore is ranked 58,650^th in the world and 5^th in Tushto for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.69 percentage of bribes refused.