The Waldgängers 🌲🌲🌲 of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.551 billion Turulyars enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The very strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 3,553 trillion Banana 🍌s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 172,890 Banana 🍌s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag 🦌, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 41,528^th in the world and 2,235^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,547.75 on the Gilded Widget Scale.