The Holy Incorruptible Tsardom of TURTLESHROOM II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsars Outtacountry and Pallor and Wip with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.513 billion TurtleShroomers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesboro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient TurtleShroomian economy, worth an astonishing 17,119 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 671,007 Scrips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,759,656 per year while the poor average 107,568, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURTLESHROOM II's national animal is the Nangnang, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

TURTLESHROOM II is ranked 179^th in the world and 1^st in Valkia for Highest Average Incomes, with 671,007.72 Standard Monetary Units.