The Land of of Turpotia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by 💫⛩️ Daiki Mysdeariae⛩️💫 with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.911 billion Turpotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,836 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,254 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and only experienced professionals can cheat death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turpotia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yen Starren.

Turpotia is ranked 1,920^th in the world and 1^st in Saint Osmund for Nicest Citizens, with 71.65 average smiles per day.