The Land of of Turpotia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 💫⛩️ Daiki Mysdeariae⛩️💫 with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.043 billion Turpotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,158 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, increasing numbers of children in Turpotia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the new one Dirban Dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turpotia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yen Starren.

Turpotia is ranked 326,542^nd in the world and 790^th in Saint Osmund for Rudest Citizens, with 5.7 insults per minute.