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The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,630 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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Turpotia is ranked 295,285^th in the world and 541^st in Saint Osmund for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.