The Confederate Principalities of Turokhan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Prince Basil II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.792 billion Turokhi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trapezus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Turoki economy, worth a remarkable 3,655 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,814 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, many Turokhi twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turokhan's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Christianity and Tengrism.

Turokhan is ranked 16,325^th in the world and 4^th in Nova Asiana for Highest Average Incomes, with 175,814.77 Standard Monetary Units.