The Sultanate of Turkish Delights is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Turban Ted with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.998 billion Turkish Delightsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meltis. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkish Delightsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,871 trillion bhats a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 243,618 bhats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A town hall is called each time a kid asks how far away the sun is, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkish Delights's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacharism.

Turkish Delights is ranked 300,634^th in the world and 2^nd in Medio for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.