The Free Land of Turkish Commune is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by İbrahim Kaypakkaya with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.115 billion Turks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkish economy, worth 531 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 170,525 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed wolves have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkish Commune's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkish Commune is ranked 286,271^st in the world and 4^th in Sunshine Coast for Largest Black Market, with 50.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.