The Two-Way Hall-of-Fame Tackle of Turk Edwards is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Albert Glen Edwards with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.692 billion Turks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The strong Edwardian economy, worth 341 trillion blocks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 59,913 blocks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other, the Federal Council of Turk Edwards has been announced as the new Head of State, Fight For Old DC has been named as Turk Edwards's national religion, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Turk Edwards's national animal is the cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fight For Old DC.

Turk Edwards is ranked 264,567^th in the world and 30^th in Nevadia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.