The Holy Empire of Turdmuria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God Queen Natalie Portman VI with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.307 billion Turdmurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boulevard Saint Richey. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turdmurian economy, worth 425 trillion Lion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,592 Lion Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turdmurian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, there is something rotten in the state of Turdmuria, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turdmuria's national animal is the Three headed lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cyborg Dragon Space Christianity.

Turdmuria is ranked 141,690^th in the world and 5,456^th in Balder for Largest Populations, with 3.31 billion capita.