Most Advanced Public Education: 47thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th
The Sylvan Hivə of
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Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.
Chairman Shəng-ji Yang
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Population10.335 billion

LeaderChairman Shəng-ji Yang
FaithQuantum Məchanics

Animalmind worm

The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Shəng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.335 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacəllə. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvan economy, worth a remarkable 4,460 trillion gluons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 431,637 gluons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Məchanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 260,211th in the world and 354th in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.32 bananas ingested per day.

Most Advanced Public Education: 47thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65thLargest Welfare Programs: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 210thRudest Citizens: 224thMost Inclusive: 246thHighest Crime Rates: 261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 285thMost Valuable International Artwork: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307thMost Influential: 362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 367thMost Armed: 416thLargest Black Market: 453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 510thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 546thHighest Food Quality: 629thHighest Average Incomes: 700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 788thFattest Citizens: 828thLargest Governments: 832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,043rdSmartest Citizens: 1,182ndMost Cultured: 1,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,196thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,200thMost Efficient Economies: 1,244thMost Secular: 1,288thNicest Citizens: 1,308thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,360thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,616thBest Weather: 1,673rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,094thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,693rdHighest Economic Output: 3,077thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,713thNudest: 4,408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,337thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,379thLargest Retail Industry: 7,730thMost Pacifist: 7,970thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,920thTop
Most Stationary: 13,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,498thMost Politically Free: 20,889th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the region

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