Most Advanced Public Education: 49thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th
The Sylvan Hivə of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.
Chairman Shəng-ji Yang
Influence
Envoy
Conscience of Forest
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Turbeaux

Population6.714 billion

CapitalNacəllə
LeaderChairman Shəng-ji Yang
FaithQuantum Məchanics

Currencygluon
Animalmind worm

The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Shəng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.714 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacəllə. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvan economy, worth a remarkable 2,772 trillion gluons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,965 gluons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Chairman Shəng-ji Yang is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and police conduct raids on children having snail races. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Məchanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 1,838th in the world and 70th in Forest for Best Weather, with 463 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 49thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80thMost Valuable International Artwork: 155thMost Inclusive: 184thRudest Citizens: 184thLargest Welfare Programs: 197thHighest Poor Incomes: 213thMost Rebellious Youth: 222ndHighest Crime Rates: 248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 280thMost Subsidized Industry: 322ndMost Beautiful Environments: 385thMost Armed: 395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 411thMost Influential: 429thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 476thLargest Black Market: 557thHighest Average Incomes: 680thFattest Citizens: 783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 799thLargest Governments: 840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,019thNicest Citizens: 1,113thMost Efficient Economies: 1,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,136thMost Cultured: 1,176thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,213thMost Secular: 1,241stSmartest Citizens: 1,261stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,442ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,813thBest Weather: 1,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,009thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,452ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,926thNudest: 4,463rdHighest Economic Output: 4,955thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,475thLargest Retail Industry: 7,130thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,691stMost Pacifist: 10,335thTop
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Most Politically Free: 14,403rdLargest Gambling Industry: 16,641stMost Stationary: 17,462ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,514th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Extreme: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, police conduct raids on children having snail races.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, Chairman Shəng-ji Yang is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Turbeaux, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Turbeaux lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.

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