
| Population | 3.566 billion |
| Capital | Calisto |
| Leader | Overseer Oberon |
| Faith | Obliteration of the Self |
| Currency | Dulna |
| Animal | Gold Talon Hawk |
The People's National Republic of Turanea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overseer Oberon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.566 billion Turaneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calisto. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Turanean economy, worth 506 trillion Dulnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,962 Dulnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Turanea, foreign nationals who stumble near Turanea are harbingers of war, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Overseer Oberon's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turanea's national animal is the Gold Talon Hawk and its national religion is Obliteration of the Self.
Turanea is ranked 10,953rd in the world and 3rd in Estanova for Highest Poor Incomes, with 121,244.86 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Turanea, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Overseer Oberon's eyes only'.
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Turanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Turanea, foreign nationals who stumble near Turanea are harbingers of war.
- : Following new legislation in
Turanea, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Turanea.
- : Following new legislation in
Turanea, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
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Turanea's influence in Estanova fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
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Turanea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in
Turanea, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Overseer Oberon in ermine and velvet garb.
- : Following new legislation in
Turanea, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in
Turanea, raccoons are plump and satiated.



































