The Funking out in every way of TUoCR is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.704 billion TUoCRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.6%.

The all-consuming TUoCRian economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,196 $$s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,503 per year while the poor average 18,704, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TUoCR's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TUoCR is ranked 77,668^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Communist Republics for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,824.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.