The United Socialist States of Tuntuna is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 582 million Tuntunans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aethelgard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The all-consuming Tuntunan economy, worth 49.6 trillion Kuwaiti Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 85,302 Kuwaiti Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,195 per year while the poor average 12,890, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Tuntuna's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tuntuna is ranked 100,849^th in the world and 4,672^nd in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.43 percentage of bribes refused.