The Dictatorship of Tumman is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.184 billion Tummanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tummanian economy, worth 298 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,741 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tumman's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Tumman is ranked 12,106^th in the world and 52^nd in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,129.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.