The Colony of TUIS33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.099 billion TUIS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TUIS33ian economy, worth 699 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,889 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TUIS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TUIS33 is ranked 265,532^nd in the world and 1^st in The Unified Imperial States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.