
| Population | 1.227 billion |
| Capital | MosTuff |
| Leader | Vladimir Tufflin |
| Faith | The Trotskyist Colin Branch of Gosateizm |
| Currency | sour chitlins |
| Animal | Domesticated Trotskyist Colin |
The Tuffest Bolshevik State of Tuffgartha is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Tufflin with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.227 billion Tuffgarthilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MosTuff. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.
The all-consuming Tuffgarthilian economy, worth 140 trillion sour chitlins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,700 sour chitlins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,216 per year while the poor average 29,483, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.
Vladimir Tufflin's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tuffgartha's national animal is the Domesticated Trotskyist Colin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Trotskyist Colin Branch of Gosateizm.
Tuffgartha is ranked 60,126th in the world and 2nd in The Eastern Socialist Federation of Tuff for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,529.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tuffgartha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Tuffgartha, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuffgartha, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuffgartha, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuffgartha, Vladimir Tufflin's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
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Tuffgartha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
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Tuffgartha renamed the Governor's office from "The Great Caliph" to The Great Chairman in The Eastern Socialist Federation of Tuff.
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Tuffgartha, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
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Tuffgartha, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuffgartha, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.











