The Incorporated States of TuffCorp is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 32 million TuffCorpilians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The thriving TuffCorpian economy, worth 2.22 trillion sour chitlins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,441 sour chitlins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,237 per year while the poor average 14,855, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, divorce is illegal, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is moderate. TuffCorp's national animal is the domesticated islamist colin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TuffCorp is ranked 85,961^st in the world and 3^rd in The Eastern Socialist Federation of Tuff for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,108.37 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.