The Armed Republic of Tsyl is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 123 million Tsitis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.0%.

The Tsitian economy, worth 6.75 trillion Tsit-stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,913 Tsit-stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, babies are a small but significant export, citizens must pay to enjoy Tsyl's pristine beaches, and the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsyl's national animal is the Crupus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsyl is ranked 71,410^th in the world and 2^nd in Nihungopatra for Safest, scoring 95.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.