The Imperial Kentish Colony of Tsruhkwah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch Livius Kirk with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.373 billion Tsruhkwahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highgate. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsruhkwahian economy, worth a remarkable 6,103 trillion Egabian Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,318 Egabian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every day at 4am Tsruhkwahians wake to pray for the sun to rise, children are expected to carve their own toys, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and life is short but human kindness is endless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tsruhkwah's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tsruhkwah is ranked 330,624^th in the world and 3^rd in New Sorvun for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -19.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.