The Imperial Kentish Colony of Tsruhkwah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch Livius Kirk with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.145 billion Tsruhkwahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highgate. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsruhkwahian economy, worth a remarkable 4,619 trillion Egabian Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 143,712 Egabian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tsruhkwah's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tsruhkwah is ranked 1,362^nd in the world and 1^st in New Sorvun for Lowest Crime Rates, with 159.01 law-abiding acts per hour.