Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 461stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,754thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,524th
The Protectorate of
Left-wing Utopia
For the Greater Good
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tsifyrettop

Population15.7 billion

CapitalTrobridge
LeaderChaplain Franciszek Nakano

Currencydollar
Animalpig

The Protectorate of Tsifyrettop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chaplain Franciszek Nakano with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.7 billion Tsifyrettopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trobridge. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The powerhouse Tsifyrettopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 106,172 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsifyrettop's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsifyrettop is ranked 11,054th in the world and 2nd in Arkonos for Smartest Citizens, with 87.83 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 461stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,754thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,641stTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,997thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,464thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,834thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,842ndSafest: 5,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,445thNicest Citizens: 6,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,935thLargest Governments: 8,666thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,323rdMost Inclusive: 9,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,174thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,728thSmartest Citizens: 11,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,464thHighest Economic Output: 11,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,912thMost Cultured: 12,227thHighest Food Quality: 13,219thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,505thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,855thBest Weather: 16,838thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,036thMost Secular: 17,365thLargest Populations: 18,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,044thMost Developed: 24,338th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tsifyrettop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Tsifyrettop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsifyrettop, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsifyrettop, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Tsifyrettop, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsifyrettop, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Tsifyrettop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Tsifyrettop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Tsifyrettop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsifyrettop, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.

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