The Confederacy of Tsemjal is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 322 million Tsemjalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The thriving Tsemjalian economy, worth 19.3 trillion rimsangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,001 rimsangs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, smoking is banned in public areas, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsemjal's national animal is the lammergeier, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tsemjal is ranked 127,489^th in the world and 3^rd in Verdania for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,486.41 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.