The Holy Empire of Tsee-YON is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 102 million Tsee-YONians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Tsee-YONian economy, worth 7.12 trillion Shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,798 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners write "made in Tsee-YON" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, the death penalty has been reintroduced, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tsee-YON's national animal is the Eurasian hoopoe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tsee-YON is ranked 57,112^th in the world and 243^rd in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,421.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.