The Liberal Democracy of Tsandonown is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Banios with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 9.425 billion Tsandonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Veytam. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsandonownian economy, worth 754 trillion Owions a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,063 Owions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Copyright laws have been abolished, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsandonown's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Yunuthanti.

Tsandonown is ranked 30,335^th in the world and 1,505^th in Balder for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 73.16 Effective Tax Rate.