The Woodhouse Sanctum of True Italian Person is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.694 billion True Italian Personians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The very strong True Italian Personian economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,381 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True Italian Person's national animal is the swordfish.

True Italian Person is ranked 260,277^th in the world and 1^st in The True Italy for Safest, scoring 16.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.