The Jingoistic States of True69 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Big Chungus with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.545 billion True69ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit Island. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient True69ian economy, worth 723 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,867 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. True69's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Keanu Reeves Worship.

True69 is ranked 109,252^nd in the world and 15^th in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,815.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.