The Trade League of Troglodita K is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dino Govern with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.134 billion Troglodita Kians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pietra City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Troglodita Kian economy, worth a remarkable 3,645 trillion Wooden coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,527 Wooden coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mammoth is one of the most popular forenames in Troglodita K, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, and the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Troglodita K's national animal is the Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Troglodita K is ranked 4,159^th in the world and 2^nd in Antisipation Refounded for Most Cultured, scoring 175 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.