The Snarky Integration Penguin of Trivalve is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Indra Cormac with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.007 billion Trivalveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hivemind. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trivalvean economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion Kyanites a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,642 Kyanites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales. Crime is totally unknown. Trivalve's national animal is the Pinnacarid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Trivalve is ranked 2,950^th in the world and 71^st in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,114.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.