The Stratocratic Dictatorship of Tripartite Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The First Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.165 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tripartitum Domum. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 9,537 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 327,008 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, many friends and relatives of The First Emperor have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tripartite Empire's national animal is the Imperial Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tripartite Empire is ranked 36,748^th in the world and 2^nd in Imperium of the Wolves for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,708.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.