The Federation of Trintaria is a large, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning Pronghorn population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 147 million Trintarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Trintarian economy, worth 8.45 trillion Trintars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,465 Trintars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Trintaria. Crime is totally unknown. Trintaria's national animal is the Pronghorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trintaria is ranked 71,171^st in the world and 234^th in the Plains of Perdition for Smartest Citizens, with 39.53 quips per hour.