The Republic of Trinity Unity is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.593 billion Trinity Unityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trinity Unityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 175,360 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, billions are being spent on a new island airport, on-duty Air Trinity Unity flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and the key to a long musical career is government contracts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinity Unity's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Trinity Unity is ranked 261,109^th in the world and 4^th in Ancient for Most Politically Free, scoring 24.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.