The Republic of Trinity Unity is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.368 billion Trinity Unityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trinity Unityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,769 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,173 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Sovereign's office, the government's energy policy of refugee 'refuelment' is a well-oiled machine, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinity Unity's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Trinity Unity is ranked 311,967^th in the world and 15^th in Ancient for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.