Population | 13.069 billion |
Capital | Genoshan |
Leader | HM King Iván I |
Faith | Protestant |
Currency | Dollars |
Animal | Horse |
The Kingdom of Trinitiana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM King Iván I with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.069 billion Trinitianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genoshan. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Trinitianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,785 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Trinitianian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinitiana's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant.
Trinitiana is ranked 2,174th in the world and 1st in Antarean Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,539.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Trinitiana, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Trinitianian Embarrassments.
- : Trinitiana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Trinitiana, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Trinitiana, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in Trinitiana, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Trinitiana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Trinitiana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Trinitiana, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
- : Following new legislation in Trinitiana, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Trinitiana, a degree in HM King Iván I Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.