The Kingdom of Trinitiana is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by HM King Iván I with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.002 billion Trinitianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genoshan. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinitianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,539 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, scientists take credit every time it rains in the Outback, and women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinitiana's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant.

Trinitiana is ranked 957^th in the world and 4^th in the Outback for Nicest Citizens, with 91.87 average smiles per day.