The Republic of Free Bozia is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 56 million Free Bozians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The thriving Free Bozian economy, worth 4.23 trillion Bozenoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,525 Bozenoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Economics is a shrinking field, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Bozia's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Free Bozia is ranked 255,489^th in the world and 5,531^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.57 flags saluted per person per day.