The Woodhouse Sanctum of TricksR4Kids is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 24.006 billion TricksR4Kidsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The powerhouse TricksR4Kidsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,780 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, museum employees look down on short people, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TricksR4Kids's national animal is the ^-^, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TricksR4Kids is ranked 228,489^th in the world and 2^nd in Berchtesgaden for Safest, scoring 24.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.